scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
is wine microwaveable?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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