My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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