i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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