Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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