I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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