She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize