just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
