Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Vodka?
Forever.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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