I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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