What a fucking waste of an outfit
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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