He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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