we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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