Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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