They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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