So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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