He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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