Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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