Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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