i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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