So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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