gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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