I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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