if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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