Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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