Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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