yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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