I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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