sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
