More tranny stories later!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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