I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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