STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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