sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Shame - the story of my life.
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