what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
