I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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