I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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