Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
what day is it and did you see me today?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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