Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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