He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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