Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
