Dual....:-)
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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