McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
jump out the window naked night went bad
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