I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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