Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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