Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i came on her dog
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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