I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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