Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
