Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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