how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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