let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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