Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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