I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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