I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Me. At least after what I've been through.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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