Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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