I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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