My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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