does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
