just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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