I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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