You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am puke
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
